March 31, 2014 ☼ playboy

If the firm is sending you into terrorist territory — Italy, Spain, Colombia, El Salvador and Nicaragua are the current hot spots — make sure it gets you a house in a secure location (not on a cul-de-sac or beside a forest) and checks out your fellow employees for past terrorist connections.

Solid advice from Tips on keeping your lifestyle in high gear”, Playboy, October 1979.undefined